No More Bong Hits For You, Osama
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If you were fortunate enough to have been in high school during the '60s or '70s, you likely remember being at one of those ubiquitous keg parties when someone who'd had a bit of the Forbidden Weed would start pontificating at length on his/her worldview in wacky flourishes only possible via the synaptic distortions of THC. The performance was invariably delivered in a tone suggesting a strenuous attempt at sobriety and seriousness - the impossibility of which made its unintentional humor all the more uproarious.
Last week Arab playboy and fugitive mass-murderer Osama bin Laden waxed Micheal Moorish and released another of his video sermons. A transcript of it is here.
When talk radio host Hugh Hewitt read the entire thing verbatim on his Friday show, I had an unexpected High School keg party flashback. If I'd read something like this at the time my instant reaction would have been "Too much drugs for you, bub." Come to think of it, there is the close proximity of all them Afghan poppy fields...
Comedy aside, the speech is valuable in its identification of the intellectual symbiosis of bin Laden's Islamofascism with just about every popular cause championed by the American Left. Just read the thing. But then, we had a vivid, dramatic confirmation of that fact just prior to the September 11 attacks, in the Left's highly-regarded (by them,) film "Fight Club." In short, the "progressive" Left have been aching for something like the WTC attacks to happen since the late 19th century - and they want more.
Along with, again, some hilarious lines like "...more than a million orphans in Baghdad alone" and "...during it [the Vietnam War] Rumsfield and his aides killed two million villagers," Osama professes:
- a warm admiration for the "sober words" of Leftwing messiah Noam Chomsky;
- vilifications of "major corporations" strident enough to bring hot tears of filial pride to Ralph Nader;
- an uproarious tie-in of all geopolitical strife to "Global Warming" and our refusal to sign the Kyoto Fatwa. Allah be pissed.
Significant too is his visceral frustration with the Democrat-Socialist Party's failure to end the Iraq war after taking control of the Senate in '06. In the fantasyland that is Leftwing ideology, "major corporations" have an all-encompassing, magical power that allows them to exercise mind control on any and all who come into contact with them - and so it is with Leftist Osama: "And since the democratic system [sic] permits major corporations to back candidates, be they presidential or congressional, there shouldn't be any cause for astonishment - and there isn't any - in the Democrats' failure to stop the war."
Earth to Democrats: Your Blood-Brother-In-Spirit is not happy with you.
His narrative thereafter morphs from the high comedy of Leftwing ideology to standard mystical quackery, including a prediction of the demise of the "American Empire" based on "the thinkers who study events and happenings...among them...the European thinker who anticipated the fall of the Soviet Union..." Oddly, he doesn't mention who he's talking about here - Nostradamus? C.F. Volney? Brigitte Bardot? Hmmm...
At any rate, it's nice to know the world's most evil mass-murderer is openly identifying his ideological unity with Leftism, and that - reading between his lines - he's apparently getting a little desperate.
If you were fortunate enough to have been in high school during the '60s or '70s, you likely remember being at one of those ubiquitous keg parties when someone who'd had a bit of the Forbidden Weed would start pontificating at length on his/her worldview in wacky flourishes only possible via the synaptic distortions of THC. The performance was invariably delivered in a tone suggesting a strenuous attempt at sobriety and seriousness - the impossibility of which made its unintentional humor all the more uproarious.
Last week Arab playboy and fugitive mass-murderer Osama bin Laden waxed Micheal Moorish and released another of his video sermons. A transcript of it is here.
When talk radio host Hugh Hewitt read the entire thing verbatim on his Friday show, I had an unexpected High School keg party flashback. If I'd read something like this at the time my instant reaction would have been "Too much drugs for you, bub." Come to think of it, there is the close proximity of all them Afghan poppy fields...Comedy aside, the speech is valuable in its identification of the intellectual symbiosis of bin Laden's Islamofascism with just about every popular cause championed by the American Left. Just read the thing. But then, we had a vivid, dramatic confirmation of that fact just prior to the September 11 attacks, in the Left's highly-regarded (by them,) film "Fight Club." In short, the "progressive" Left have been aching for something like the WTC attacks to happen since the late 19th century - and they want more.
Along with, again, some hilarious lines like "...more than a million orphans in Baghdad alone" and "...during it [the Vietnam War] Rumsfield and his aides killed two million villagers," Osama professes:
- a warm admiration for the "sober words" of Leftwing messiah Noam Chomsky;
- vilifications of "major corporations" strident enough to bring hot tears of filial pride to Ralph Nader;
- an uproarious tie-in of all geopolitical strife to "Global Warming" and our refusal to sign the Kyoto Fatwa. Allah be pissed.
Significant too is his visceral frustration with the Democrat-Socialist Party's failure to end the Iraq war after taking control of the Senate in '06. In the fantasyland that is Leftwing ideology, "major corporations" have an all-encompassing, magical power that allows them to exercise mind control on any and all who come into contact with them - and so it is with Leftist Osama: "And since the democratic system [sic] permits major corporations to back candidates, be they presidential or congressional, there shouldn't be any cause for astonishment - and there isn't any - in the Democrats' failure to stop the war."
Earth to Democrats: Your Blood-Brother-In-Spirit is not happy with you.
His narrative thereafter morphs from the high comedy of Leftwing ideology to standard mystical quackery, including a prediction of the demise of the "American Empire" based on "the thinkers who study events and happenings...among them...the European thinker who anticipated the fall of the Soviet Union..." Oddly, he doesn't mention who he's talking about here - Nostradamus? C.F. Volney? Brigitte Bardot? Hmmm...
At any rate, it's nice to know the world's most evil mass-murderer is openly identifying his ideological unity with Leftism, and that - reading between his lines - he's apparently getting a little desperate.
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